You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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