I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
