Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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