Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Randomize
