Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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