physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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