yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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