my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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