It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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