its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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