But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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