Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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