i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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