Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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