I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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