rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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