My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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