Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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