Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Boobs are out for the taking
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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