shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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