If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We had sex on a dog bed..
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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