she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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