So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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