Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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