Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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