So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
