just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My bed smells like the plague
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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