My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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