Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
