Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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