dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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