I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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