he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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