is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
