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So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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