But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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