2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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