There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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