How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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