we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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