VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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