sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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