waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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