Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Randomize
