what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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