Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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