i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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