We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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