is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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