Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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