I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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