Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
