everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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