That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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